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March 6th, 2007, 10:32 pm by bgarcia
When Sanjaya is among the better entertainers at your party, you know you’re in trouble. The eight remaining guys competing for six open slots in the Finals performed so poorly as a whole that ratings will probably sink and low-level Fox execs will be fired. Tonight the Idol Chat judges will tell you which of these delusional dudes will continue on their futile quests to be the next American Idol.
BRANDON GARCIA: Surely the contestants catch a peek of one another during rehearsals. Without doubt, the guys got together and decided to up the personality factor to make up for one hell of a dismal musical harvest. Each of them showed more personality in two minutes of airtime tonight than in every prior episode combined. Even though very few seem likeable and many downright repel me, at least they’re no longer so deadening to watch on TV. Oh, and in case anyone’s curious, the huge mega-important super special history-making event they’re planning to announce is the contest they’re holding to pick the song the winner will sing at the finale. Thank God we’ll never have to hear another “Inside Your Heaven.” Or will we?
GLORIA CHEEVER: Is it just me, or is Paula now saying what she REALLY thinks!? It’s about time. Anyway, this was disappointing … yet again. I think I’m going to end up wanting this season to just go away. It’s the least memorable so far.
*Click on the contestant’s names to see their performance from last week on YouTube
“All Mixed Up” (311) Watch the original
J. CANTU & AMANDA FLORES: We think the night started out decent. Nothing to write home about. The song Blake chose did not give show any of his vocal range. More of a fun song to just get him through. Hope it gets better for the night. The only thing positive is that Blake chose a hip youthful song. He is very original. We don’t think American Idol has had a vocalist like this. SCORE: 6 out of 10
BRANDON GARCIA: Simon and friends hailed this as a “current” song. Hmm. Seems like our record industry pro judges must have slept through the mid-1990s. Fifteen-years-old isn’t actually that bad for this show, where everyone’s still under the impression Whitney Houston is cutting-edge. Blake’s alterna-teenybopper version of this song reminds me just how unhip I was in eighth-grade watching MTV sun up to sun down, acne on my face and angst in my heart. After last week’s similarly clumsy, unfunky performance, it’s now obvious that Blake is further from hip than I was at 13 and should never ever sing anything like “All Mixed Up” again. He may as well bite the bullet and understand the only place he’ll make it is John Mayer Land. Or Cartoon Network. SCORE: A very tentative 6 out of 10.
GLORIA CHEEVER: Rough start — I think he over-sang slightly there. This song didn’t make me jump out of my seat, but the rapping/beat boxing thing was kinda cool. He’s had better performances, but I think he stands out from the other guys. He’s unique. SCORE: 7 out of 10
CHRIS BENITEZ: Blake started off the night. Now I know he is very comfortable on stage, and even though the judges liked his performance, I thought it was OK. I think tonight is good for him though. Let me tell you why: trying to blow the crowd away every week is something that does not always work well. You will have a great night but then you will have an awful night. Tonight it was safe, and like Simon said, he will be back next week. He needs to save those awesome performances for later rounds, maybe next week. SCORE: 7 out of 10
AVERAGE SCORE: 6.5
“Waiting On The World To Change” (John Mayer) Watch the original
J. CANTU & AMANDA FLORES: What is this? The men are starting 0-2, but who are we kidding? Did we really think Sanjaya was goind to do any better? His song choice again its … horrible! BORING! Thank god for the oven buzzer. I fell asleep during his performance and the buzzer woke me up just to hear the same crappy end like the crappy beginning. Sanjaya has no business being here. He continues with the teen vote. There is no way Sanjaya can make the Top 12. It would be an injustice for everyone else. SCORE: 2 out of 10
BRANDON GARCIA: Sanjaya’s hair is officially more interesting than he is. It gave the best performance of the night, all done up by Jessica Alba’s personal flat-iron, its do-it-at-home bronze highlights glistening under the lights of the stage. Set out to prove he is truly the second coming of Michael Jackson, Sanjaya shares his unique love for the hula dance with millions and millions of horrified viewers. As he says “I can shake my booty Hawaiian-style,” my heart smiles just knowing it’s only a matter of time before he hits the Jesus Juice. Ironically, his easy, low-key, not-too-bad performance of an actual current song just booked him a ticket into the Finals. SCORE: 5.5 out of 10. One of those points I gave him just in disbelief that he did so much better. His hair earns him another freebie point.
GLORIA CHEEVER: Oh, dear. I’m struggling to be nice here. This guy has nice hair, I guess. The song didn’t show off his voice. In fact, I don’t know that I’ve seen him do ANYTHING that shows off his voice yet. The only reason he’ll be in the Top 12 is because America thinks he’s “cutesy.” As for me, I think he’s going home. SCORE: 5 out of 10
CHRIS BENITEZ: Out of tune, everywhere, all the time. This dude should not be here. I like this song and it is not that hard of a song to sing, and he sounded as lame as always. It will not get any better either!!! Hoolahoop WHAT????? SCORE: 3 out of 10
AVERAGE SCORE: 3.9
“Jeremy” (Pearl Jam) Watch the original
J. CANTU & AMANDA FLORES: Think about it: He has done two decent songs out of six times he has performed. The two songs he did well on did not show too much of his vocal range. Paula and Randy love this guy and kiss his rear every time he goes on stage … why? We will call it the Taylor Hicks Syndrome. Simon told us he was bad and wouldn’t sell records — he didn’t. Same thing with Sundance. He will make the Top 12. SCORE: 4 out of 5
BRANDON GARCIA: Wow, I’m utterly shocked Pearl Jam released this song for use on American Idol. These are the guys who wrecked their careers just not to have to deal with Ticketmaster. Viewers, I hope you enjoyed the opportunity to hear the words “bit the recess lady’s breast” on the most family-friendly show on TV just as much as I did. The song actually adapts well to the cut-and-paste, minute-and-a-half format, but it’s a deadly combination when mixed with Sundance Head. Then again, what isn’t? I swear it sounded like he was just screaming “Nyaahhhhhhhhhh” into the microphone for the duration of the song. “A very generic bar singer,” Simon called him — pretty generous in my opinion. His singing literally shortens my lifespan, and his “humor” is even worse than Chris Sligh’s. Sundance now qualifies as this year’s worst contestant, if not one of the worst in Idol history. End this travesty now, people. I beg of you. SCORE: 2.5 out of 10. One point docked for ravaging a great Pearl Jam song. Eddie Vedder, you’ve officially sold out.
GLORIA CHEEVER: Whoa. What happened? He sounds much better without the growling, grunting sounds. Yuck! This was terrible. He’d be in BIG trouble in my studio! I didn’t like this performance at all. I think this sort of abuse on his voice can catch up with him if he’s not careful. It sounded like he was trying too hard. In addition, (and although I am a fan of Pearl Jam), I thought there was a line in the lyrics that was inappropriate for America. Guys, remember there are KIDS watching this show and soaking this stuff up like sponges! Maybe no one else caught it, but I did. Sorry, I teach kids everyday and I wouldn’t want them singing THIS song in my studio! SCORE: 5 out of 10
CHRIS BENITEZ: This performance gave me a newfound respect for Eddie Vedder, but not for Sundance. He shouted the entire song, and was kind of over singing it. This song is unique to Vedder’s voice and was a tough one to pull off; it is surprisingly high and the word phrasings are tough. Last week was definitely waaaaay better — this guy is hard to predict. Not to mention, if you’re going to rock out on stage, dude, pick some better threads!!! SCORE: 4 out of 10
AVERAGE SCORE: 4
“Tonight I Wanna Cry” (Keith Urban) Watch the original
J. CANTU & AMANDA FLORES: Even though it sounds like a safe song, we think he did this to show his vocals. His past two songs have been SHOW songs. Good move on Chris. He needs a lot of improvement. He even tried to make some runs, and they came out a little decent. Chris could sing Mary had a little lamb, and he still wouldn’t be going home. Kudos on the weight loss, Chris. SCORE: 6 out of 10
BRANDON GARCIA: Chris’ nasal, affected voice is enough to make me to leave the room, and yet he’s undeniably one of the better male contestants. He sounds like a fourth-grade schoolgirl singing during show-and-tell at the start of the song, but he gradually improves. Chris makes sure he throws in some mildly impressive vocal runs so we don’t forget he’s an “urban” singer (anyone catch Brandon Rogers’ hateful sneer?), and it’s basically not an awful job, if not a good one. Still a second-tier contender in my book. Why does he always look like his mother’s open palm is headed for his face when he sings? Score: An obligatory 5 out of 10. Camerawork Note: After one season of bliss, the Split-Screen of Hell has made its malevolent return.
GLORIA CHEEVER: I liked this. I think it showed a different side of him. It’s good to know that he can do such a wide array of music. I like his voice — I think he’ll be in the Top 12. SCORE: 7 out of 10
CHRIS BENITEZ: I had not been very impressed with Chris Richardson. He has a pitch problem and his voice sounds very thin, although after everyone performed tonight, I did realize that he did better than most. I’m not sure he has found his sound yet; if he does, then I see him really improving his chances. SCORE: 6 out of 10
AVERAGE SCORE: 6
“If You Really Love Me” (Stevie Wonder) (No YouTube version available)
J. CANTU & AMANDA FLORES: Very weak start. What is it with all the men tonight? Almost sounds pathetic. We don’t know how far those pretty looks will take him, but they will take him into the Top 12. His song was weak, but he seemed a bit more comfortable on stage. Jared does have room for improvement. We believe Jared will be in the bottom three this week, but will continue on to next week. SCORE: 5 out of 10
BRANDON GARCIA: This is the male equivalent of “Midnight Train To Georgia,” i.e. I CAN’T BEAR TO HEAR IT EVER AGAIN ON THIS SHOW. Jared is toast this week. Not only is he even duller than usual trying to pass for Ivy League material in that sweater, he’s done nothing but make himself even more indistinguishable from the 6 million other R&B singers who look and sound precisely like him. Jared’s oatmeal performance of a white-bread song almost inspires pity in me. Almost. SCORE: 4 out of 5. He loses a point for performing like there’s a laserbeam aimed right at his eyes.
GLORIA CHEEVER: I’m still trying to forgive him for last week’s terrible song choice, and he goes and does it again. I didn’t love this. I thought he pushed the sound to the point that it was not enjoyable. He does have a nice sound … I wish he’d pick a song that allowed us to hear it. He needs to step it up or he’s going home. SCORE: 5 out of 10
CHRIS BENITEZ: It was probably one of his better showings. That doesn’t say much though. He is very rough around the edges. His star potential is weak, his voice is average and his wardrobe was very lame. But, I do believe this was a better night for him. Good, Jared, you might just stick around one more week. SCORE: 4.5 out of 10
AVERAGE SCORE: 4.6
“I Just Want To Celebrate” (Rare Earth) (No YouTube version available)
J. CANTU & AMANDA FLORES: Sang the song for his grandma … awww. Brandon, are you here to win, or serenade your grandma? You had all your life to do that, and your time here is coming to an end. You shot yourself on the foot. America gave Brandon ample chances to show us his “experienced” voice. All we got was karaoke, and bad karaoke at that. Who choses your songs for you? Oh yeah, your grandma. We could have sung that song. There was no melody. Why don’t you chose a nursery rhyme next time Brandon? Once again, there will be not be a next time. Bye Brandon … you going to grandma’s house! SCORE: 2 out of 10
BRANDON GARCIA: Brandon continues tonight’s trend of butchering the beginning of the song — at first, it was like an angry crow with an afro was cawing at me over a microphone. Randy and Paula showed surprise that this song had never been performed on Idol before. I consider that a blessing. Looking like a background dancer in Xanadu, Brandon tried his best to fire up the confetti, but it wasn’t happening. No celebration here. Just Brandon begging us desperately to have fun. It’ll be nice not to have to trash a fellow Brandon after this week. Note: Okay, so it was better on second listen. But still boring. And he’s still going home. SCORE: 4.5 out of 10
GLORIA CHEEVER: This seemed to be under pitch the entire time. He really is much better than this. Two weak performances in a row — not good. I don’t think he’ll be sticking around. SCORE: 5 out of 10
CHRIS BENITEZ: He looked better, and he did sound better. I liked this style for him. I’m not sure how popular Brandon is. Regardless of the improvement, he might be packing. Did I mention that his vocal range sounds very limited? SCORE: 4.5 out of 10
AVERAGE SCORE: 4
“I Need You” (LeAnn Rimes) Watch the original
J. CANTU & AMANDA FLORES: What did you use to chose your song? You should have called that 1-900 number and speak to Miss Cleo. I bet she would chose a better song for you. Not one stuck out, none. What was this, Phil? The hat did not help at all. The falseto is OK, but that is about it. You guys are horrible. Go out and light a candle Phil, maybe that can help you. SCORE: 4 out of 10
BRANDON GARCIA: Phil Stacey was a second-tier contestant who was getting nearer to first-tier — but all things must end … and boy, did they end tonight. Phil takes the stage wearing the same dainty straw hat that Julie Andrews wore on her way to the Von Trapp mansion in The Sound Of Music, and it only accentuates his deformed ears. Phil’s singing sounds like devilish creatures are spawning out his very skin, and then I realize that’s exactly what’s happening — the ears, the sounds — guys, Phil is Gizmo from Gremlins. That’s him. He’s back. Apart from a very adept falsetto section, the performance is worse than Phoebe Cates’ acting. On the plus side, Gizmo actually has a better sense of humor than I would have expected. SCORE: 3.5 out of 5
GLORIA CHEEVER: I agree with Randy and Paula: His low register definitely needs work — but I really think he has decent technique. If he backs off of the low notes a bit, they might not sound so bad. You can tell he struggles, and pushing isn’t going to make them better. I like Phil … I think he’ll be in the Top 12. SCORE: 7 out of 10
CHRIS BENITEZ: No, no, and no. I did not like this performance — what was this??? Did I hear Randy compare him to Steve Perry???? Dude, that’s messed up. Steve Perry is one of the greatest singers, period, and he sings notes that are beyond possible for 95 percent of male singers. Anyway, this guy did not choose a good song today, and he tried to make up for it by singing big notes at the end. Not good. SCORE: 4 out of 10
AVERAGE SCORE: 4.6
“Wanna Be Loved” (DC Talk) (No YouTube version available)
J. CANTU & AMANDA FLORES: Chris is our boy, and he could sing whatever he wants and it would be fine with us. Although, I thought Chris could have chosen a better song. We are waiting for that coming out week for Chris. He choses songs that no one has done before, but hopefully that will not come and bite him at the end. American Idol fans like to hear known songs that are sung right. Chris has one out of those two characteristics — he sings great. This was the last contestant tonight, but we were very disappointed. Chris, you are still our boy. SCORE: 7 out of 10
BRANDON GARCIA: Chris tells us he used to be bald like Phil, and trying to picture it, all I can think of is a manatee washed up dead on Padre. Chris puts his rich, expressive voice to no good use singing another blah song that has all the soul of a Wal-Mart UPC code. He tones down the obnoxiousness as well, but I’m not sure that’s a good thing. He was completely below the radar tonight, and I’m willing to bet that lands him in Thursday’s Bottom 3 — even though he’s without question the best singer of all the guys. It’s that kind of year. I think it’d help if he lost the Weezer glasses. SCORE: 6.5 out of 10. I should dock two points for the song he chose, but whatever.
GLORIA CHEEVER: This guy has a great voice! He has a tremendous range! Song choice wasn’t all that great, but I think he’ll be back to show us some more. I kinda like him. SCORE: 6 out of 10
CHRIS BENITEZ: I like his voice, and I do believe he has a great chance of winning this. I critique his performance very much like Blake Lewis tonight: safe, and good enough to keep him on. At this moment, even a terrible performance would keep him on though. I always feel like his voice is about to crack. I could be wrong though, because to this date he has not cracked. I also wonder how much better Chris Sligh can get. Like I’ve said before, Chris is in the perfect cast of American Idol. He is easily Top 2 with the boys. He has a bigger voice than Blake, but he is not as natural. SCORE: 7 out of 10
AVERAGE SCORE: 6.6
J. CANTU & AMANDA FLORES: One of the most weakest, if not THE weakest episode we have seen from American Idol. This was horrible. How can the producers of this fine show let this happen? Over 30 million people tune it to watch this lame stuff. Something has gotta give there at the end. Hopefully, the ladies tomorrow night can do a whole lot better, and we do mean a WHOLE lot better. Usually there is one person you can talk about the next morning, one person that stood out, but not this time, not one. Guys, this is American Idol, your dream come true, and you letting fall to the ground just like that. STEP it up.
BRANDON GARCIA: Anyone see how excited Travis Tritt is that Randy is producing his new album? Times must be pretty hard. Through and through, another wretched night on American Idol Season 6. Actually makes Are You Smarter Than A Fifth-Grader sound like thought-provoking television.
J. CANTU & AMANDA FLORES: Chris Sligh
BRANDON GARCIA: Chris Sligh, giving his worst performance to date. Blake Lewis would be second, and then — I can’t believe I’m saying this — Sanjaya.
GLORIA CHEEVER: Chris Sligh
 
CHRIS BENITEZ: Chris Sligh, Blake Lewis, Chris Richardson
BRANDON GARCIA: Sundance. Gizmo’s pretty close.
GLORIA CHEEVER: Sundance Head
CHRIS BENITEZ: Sanjaya Malakar!!!!!!
J. CANTU & AMANDA FLORES: Brandon Rogers, Sanjaya Malakar
BRANDON GARCIA: Jared Cotter and Brandon Rogers. Phil is an alternate, and Chris Sligh will make the Bottom 3 (or Bottom Whatever #) but will not go home.
GLORIA CHEEVER: Jared and Sanjaya
CHRIS BENITEZ: Brandon Rogers, Sanjaya Malakar
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Check out Idol Chat tomorrow morning to see if Melinda Doolittle continues her winning streak. Or if you’re feeling masochistic, there’s always Antonella Barba.
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March 5th, 2007, 6:07 pm by bgarcia
By Joaquin Zamudio and Rebecca Hayley-Zamudio, Idol Chat Contributing Columnists
 We listened in awe last Wednesday to that golden voice of a goddess, over and over and over. Simon’s awestruck utterance of “incredible” when commenting on Melinda Doolittle’s rendition of “My Funny Valentine” was exactly that — a once-in-a-lifetime live performance, not to be believed. Her voice soared beyond the stratosphere in her high ranges and dove down deep into the core of our souls when in her husky, Sadé voice, she whispered, all the while, with effortless grace. So incredible … as if this miraculous moment might never occur again, like a vanishing star in the sky. A sublime moment where once upon a time a performer and an audience were lifted simultaneously to a faraway place.
 Throughout the entirety of the song, we were mesmerized, seeing nothing else but that radiant voice with those radiant eyes Like glistening honey in the early morning sun, we delighted in its silken magnificence.
But, when the song was finished and the applause had died down, we saw the woman. She’s really quite fetching, but her “stylist” has done nothing towards captivating the mystique of her voice and transforming it into her person. We would love to see Melinda become the incantation of color and texture that is her voice.
Color Palette: Use lots of gold, caramel, molasses (which is why Sting’s “Fields of Gold” or Eva Cassidy’s version of “Autumn Leaves” are waiting for Melinda to select them over the upcoming weeks)
Attire: Think regal and timeless (like Lena Horne-classic). Choose V-necks or low scoop-necks to lengthen the short, bulkiness of the neck. Wear floor-length evening gowns shaped to the body and flaring from just below the hips to a train-like effect at the bottom in fabrics like chiffon, silk or lightweight satin to create a taller, more statuesque image.
Hair: Lighten the hair to a caramel/chocolate shade that nearly matches the beautiful skin tone. Remove all the volume on the sides of the face and center it towards the top of the head or put the hair all loosely at the very top of the head to again create height. (Think Dolly Parton or Joan Collins …don’t worry, “big hair’ is back en vogue)
Melinda Doolittle’s voice has already made her a star. Looking like one is just icing on the cake.
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 Joaquin Zamudio has been a hair stylist for over 20 years. He works at Dillards Salon & Spa. His wife Rebecca Hayley Zamudio is co-owner of Leyenda Production Co. You can reach them at missusz@aol.com.
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March 2nd, 2007, 1:34 am by bgarcia
Click on the contestant to see their most recent performance on YouTube. Below each mug shot is the average of the Idol Chat judges’ score.
     
6 3.6* 7.2 8.5 3.7 7.3
    
6.2 4.8* 4.5 6.8 3.7 5.3*
 
6.7* 3.8 7 6.6 6.3 7.1
5.1 7.1
*Voted off Thursday
IDOL CHAT judges’ rankings for Semi-Finals Week 2:
1. Melinda Doolittle 8.5
2. Stephanie Edwards 7.3
3. LaKisha Jones 7.2
4. Chris Richardson 7.1 (tie)
Sundance Head 7.1
5. Chris Sligh 7
6. Sabrina Sloan 6.8
7. A.J. Tabaldo 6.7
8. Blake Lewis 6.6
9. Phil Stacey 6.3
10. Jordin Sparks 6.2
11. Gina Glocksen 6
12. Nick Pedro 5.3
13. Jared Cotter 5.1
14. Leslie Hunt 4.8
15. Haley Scarnato 4.5
16. Sanjaya Malakar 3.8
17. Antonella Barba 3.7 (tie)
Brandon Rogers
18. Alaina Alexander 3.6
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March 1st, 2007, 5:39 pm by bgarcia
By Brandon Garcia, Idol Chat host
America decided to spare the worst contenders of the week and instead went for those occupying the middle-talent level.
A.J. Tabaldo sang his exit song even better than he sang it Wednesday night, almost as a screw-you to the survivors, several of whom are clearly not as talented. Still, he was a little too effeminate for some tastes, but then again he’s not even in Sanjaya’s league as far as that goes. Chance for Post-Idol Stardom: Fair
Alaina Alexander kind of won me over with her struggle to be better. Still, it’s a struggle she lost by a landslide. Seeing her finally give up by not even attempting to sing one last time was sad. Sort of sad. On with the show. Chance for Post-Idol Stardom: Zero for a singing career. Maybe modeling or acting as an extra.
Nick Pedro showed some promise with his raspy, smooth voice, but never could muster any stage presence. I thought there was room for him to grow, but obviously not this year. Chance for Post-Idol Stardom: Very, very slim. Hey, he still got to be on TV. Better than nothing.
It pains me to say farewell to Leslie Hunt so early. She was actually my favorite so far. Her husky voice and quirky persona really made her special, but like thousands and thousands of good singers, Idol just wasn’t the place for her to really shine. Chance for Post-Idol Stardom: She’s got the skills. If fortune smiles, it’ll happen.
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March 1st, 2007, 12:04 am by bgarcia
The ladies of American Idol stepped up the competition for six golden slots in the finals on Wednesday night with … cheesy songs dedicated to their grandpas, boyfriends, parents? Let’s see if the Idol Chat judges bought the girls’ heartfelt shout-outs.
BRANDON GARCIA: Ban drippy dedications, Idol producers. Ban them. They’re bad news. We don’t care about the contestants’ husbands. We don’t care about their parents. Plus, it makes the contestants think it’s an opportunity to sing the worst adult-contemporary ballads they can find. Let’s be more creative. What about “Sing To The Boyfriend Who Dumped You Night”? Just as long as we never have to hear “Reflection” by Christina Aguilera again.
MARITZA HAMILL: Well I finally got to see the show from the beginning (this whole TiVo crap is not all it’s cut out to be when you don’t have a TV … don’t ask). ANY HOOT! Let it be known that the goodies are now not so good and the bad ones are now badder. … While you pretend badder is a real word, read aloud as we all see how ”oh-so-different” each American Idol can be.
*Click on the contestants’ names to see YouTube clips of their performances from last week!
“Alone” (Heart) Watch the original
J. CANTU & AMANDA FLORES: We think she was a classy punk rocker, if you can mix those two. She started the women very well. We disagree with Simon — we think she was right on the money with this song. Great song choice for her. She IS starting to come around and is stating who she is. She has some pitch problems in the beginning of her song, but ended very well. Gina will remain here for a few more weeks, and who knows what she could do with some training. SCORE: 6 out of 10
GLORIA CHEEVER: Wow — she looks beautiful! I didn’t care for the scooping or the way she tapered off her phrases in such a sloppy fashion. I do feel like she didn’t reach the last high note — or rather she did, but she didn’t stay on top of it. It was good — but she has the potential to be great. SCORE: 6 out of 10
BRANDON GARCIA: Looks like Gina read my Top 12 Predictions. But when I suggested she needed to endear herself to the Carrie Underwood fanbase, I didn’t mean she should try to tackle the song that made Carrie famous on the show. As she shouts her way through the best ’80s power ballad there is, her slinky red satin dress stretched to within an inch of its life, she reminds me of what Joan Jett might look like singing at a Baptist wedding. Now that I’m thinking about it, screw the Carrie fans, Gina. Ditch the girly-girl look, be the truck-driving, ditch-digging mama you are and sing some hard rock. SCORE: 5 out of 10
CHRIS BENITEZ: Good start to the night! I liked the song and I liked her overall feel on stage. Maybe her wardrobe wasn’t all that edgy like Simon said, but it was still a nice wardrobe — it was RED!!! Thumbs up to Gina. Even though she’s not the best at the moment she is definitely different, in a good way. SCORE: 7 out of 10
MARITZA HAMILL: I don’t think she should have worn that dress without a girdle. I still felt like, “Is she or isn’t she going to crack a note?” I guess she has a good voice, but still think she hasn’t chosen a song that suits her yet. I am thinking more Evanescence. SCORE: 6 out of 10
“Not Ready To Make Nice” (Dixie Chicks) Watch the original
J. CANTU & AMANDA FLORES: Thank god for backup singers! Sorry Alaina, but you are not the next American Idol. She does have the looks but that will only take her so far. Her voice was very shaky and we don’t think it was nerves. She just can’t sing. Start packing your bags, Alaina. What a song to dedicate! Sorry Alaina, you definetly are “NOT READY.” SCORE: 5 out of 10
GLORIA CHEEVER: I was convinced of her passion — she really put a lot of herself into this. I think she tried her best — maybe better breath support will help her with the “pitch problems.” She is a tiny person, so we can’t expect a naturally huge sound, but there’s room for improvement. That’s IF she doesn’t go home this week. SCORE: 5 out of 10
BRANDON GARCIA: Alaina, I know you want to win really bad, and it sucks the worthless judges just ignored your plea for actual constructive criticism. But from what I’ve heard, you should never sing above a whisper. Dixie Chicks songs are known for their lush harmonies, and it should have been a breeze to just sing along with the background singers. Even that was too much for you. “The tuning and pitch … went away,” as Randy said. All that was left was you standing there looking lost in the woods. Time to head home, darling. SCORE: 3 out of 10
CHRIS BENITEZ: I’m sorry, but there just is not enough talent here. She is very lucky to even get this far. Obviously I’m a little nicer with the girls cause, well, I’m a guy … but this does not deserve to be on national television at this point of the competition. SCORE: 3 out of 10
MARITZA HAMILL: I hate the “Ditsy Chicks.” And I really don’t like this gal either. She cannot sing. My out-of-tune family singing me “Happy Birthday” sounds better … and that’s really bad. Sorry girly, stop making excuses for singing crappy and go home. ATTIRE: 10 out of 10. SCORE: 2 out of 10
“Midnight Train To Georgia” (Gladys Knight & The Pips) Watch the original
J. CANTU & AMANDA FLORES: You ARE on the midnight train to stardom. Great job again Lakisha. You are the one to beat. Taking fashion advice from Simon? She could have come out in a toga. Who cares — it’s Lakisha. She did look a little youthful, and we think she looked great Last week, she looked older; tonight was a perfect change in her wardrobe. She has a great passion when she sings, and that comes through. Who else can hit the lows and the highs … in the same song? Lakisha, the one to beat. SCORE: 8 out of 10
GLORIA CHEEVER: This gal is a total natural. I agree with Randy — she started out rough, but turned it on at the end. At the same time, I agree with Simon. I didn’t like her choice of wardrobe this week, but not because of the colors. I thought the skirt was a little short and the blouse didn’t flatter her. It wasn’t as good as last week, but I don’t think it will hurt her. She’ll be back next week. SCORE: 7 out of 10
BRANDON GARCIA: I’m sure LaKisha’s ancient grandmother, who in her dementia has fallen in “L-U-V” with Ryan Seacrest, was pleased with this performance, the 933rd time this song has been performed on American Idol. Are these soul classics really that popular with teen girls? LaKisha borrowed her grandmother’s wig, wrapped herself in a melon-hued curtain and thought she could play it safe tonight. Apart from a few notes that sounded more like sobs, there was nothing wrong with her singing. Still, I think the California Raisins’ version was more memorable than this. SCORE: 7 out of 10
CHRIS BENITEZ: I like the new hair. She was a little pitchy today, but her voice is so big that it still comes through. I feel it is going to be a rollercoaster season for her, but the highs will be high and the lows will be, well, not that low. She needs to just keep it interesting every week, and with her voice, it won’t be that hard. Oh on a side note, her 90-year-old grandmother looked 60 years old. : / SCORE: 7 out of 10
MARITZA HAMILL: _______/\___________/\___ Flat line with a tiny umph. This song was so ordinary. I agree with Simon with the attire … ewww. NO! No-no. I think she is a great singer, but that’s as far as it goes if she pulls off another memorable “in a bad way” performance. The song did not let her shine as great as she did the first day. SCORE: 7 out of 10
“My Funny Valentine” (standard)
J. CANTU & AMANDA FLORES: There is no one else who could have come out AFTER Lakisha and done such a great job. Melinda does not have the mentality of a backup singer anymore. She is here to be in the spotlight. Needs to come out of her shell after the music is over. During the presentation, do not change anything. Others have done this song before, but her rendition was awesome! SCORE: 8 out of 10
GLORIA CHEEVER: Ah, yes. “My Funny Valentine” from Babes in Arms. One of my personal favorites …what a range! I loved the arrangement. She was amazing tonight! Look out Lakisha! Enough said. SCORE: 10 out of 10
BRANDON GARCIA: Modest Melinda reminds us all not to forget the little people in our lives, like our personal stylists and vocal coaches. Tonight, she looked like the sexiest elementary principal on the planet — now her “Gayles” need to put their heads together and sculpt an actual human neck for her. Melinda’s “My Funny Valentine” smoldered, and she completely commanded our attentions. Easily the best of the night, but didn’t it feel a little bit like watching Roberta Flack on primetime in 1971? The only things missing were big plywood letters spelling out her name. SCORE: 8 out of 10
CHRIS BENITEZ: She’s really awesome!!! I really like this girl. She looks great, and she is humble as well, that will win her fans. I’m impressed by her performance because I felt it would be very difficult to up her act from last week, and she did. This girl needs a record deal now!!…Clive Davis??? Get the contract ready, and give her a good deal, please. SCORE: 9 out of 10
MARITZA HAMILL: Mother … no really this sounds like Mother Idol — not the most popular choice of song. Yes, she has a great voice; I did not want her to sing another one of these songs. This lady’s voice is so sultry and mature, and I like her a lot. I want to hear a fun Idol-y song. SCORE: 7.5 out of 10
“Because You Loved Me” (Celine Dion) Watch the original
J. CANTU & AMANDA FLORES: So Seacrest goes to break advising us that Antonella is going to sing Celine. This equation, “Antonella=Celine,” does not have an answer. Einstein couldn’t have solved this. How do you choose a Celine Dion song, Antonella? It was better than last week, but that is not saying much. Antonella will not be going this week just yet, although she should not even be in this competition. Maybe some more pictures will SURFACE this week. She has the pretty girl look vote. SCORE: 4 out of 10
GLORIA CHEEVER: I didn’t care for her outfit tonight. As for the performance, it wasn’t worse than last week, but it wasn’t better. She looked uncomfortable until she sang the high note, and then she sort of let loose. Too bad the song was over! I’m not sure of her potential to stay alive in this competition. It was not impressive. Racy photos aside, I think she’s going home. SCORE: 4 out of 10
BRANDON GARCIA: American Idol pretends the Scandal of Season Six never happened by dressing Antonella up like a Pussycat Doll. She makes “Because You Loved Me” seem even longer and more soul-crushing than it already is, then makes us all love her even more when she compares herself to former Idol underdog Jennifer Hudson. Way to kill your career, Antonella. Unlike last week’s apocalyptic performance, “Because You Loved Me” is just annoying and forgettable, a gnat buzzing around my face. A gnat who’s got a plane to catch back to Jersey tomorrow night. SCORE: 3.5 out of 10
CHRIS BENITEZ: Great looks, of course. Terrible vocals. Bottom line, she’s already got a lot people saying her name, but she will never ever win American Idol. SCORE: 3 out of 10
MARITZA HAMILL: Better than last week, but that’s not saying much. The death stare from her mother after comments made from the AI judges were grave. I think I flinched. Her rumored scandalous behavior will win her more exposure than the rest of the girls. So I don’t see her leaving as quickly as the critics want her to. SCORE: 4 out of 10
“Reflection” (Christina Aguilera) Watch the original
J. CANTU & AMANDA FLORES: No Spark this week. Jordin is just so hard NOT, not to like. Tonight, there was something missing that would tie everything together. The ”it” we saw last week was totally missing. She does have great vocals and will be here next week, but it wasn’t the same Jordin. Maybe the sentiment of the song moved her voice. SCORE: 6 out of 10
GLORIA CHEEVER: There she goes again, picking a song with really low notes that were way too pushed. The rest was much better. I like that she picked a song that was so appropriate for her age. Not as good as I expected, but it was still okay for me. SCORE: 6 out of 10
BRANDON GARCIA: Jordin decides to one-up Antonella’s torture-by-ballad with an even more unholy pop tune, Christina Aguilera’s rancid “Reflection,” which she sings with all the conviction of a sophomore class president who just found out she’s failing math. Jordin literally breaks down talking about her brother in her pre-performance clip. Her ode to creepy brotherly love is marred by more low notes she can’t handle and an ants-in-the-pants delivery. Then the judges feed her utter lies to make her feel better. I now dislike Jordin. SCORE: 5.5 out of 10
CHRIS BENITEZ: I believe she has a lot of potential but tonight she seemed a little out of control. At 17 years old, she has a lot to learn, but since she’s not going home this week, there will be another chance to really shine. SCORE: 6 out of 10
MARITZA HAMILL: Coaching … needs it for that powerful voice. She keeps running out of breath and was a little pitchy.This gal will rock with a bit more practice. I think I can safely say she is my favorite of all the gals. Fun, fun, fun. SCORE: 7.5 out of 10
“Dangerously In Love” (Beyoncé) Watch the original
J. CANTU & AMANDA FLORES: At times, Stephanie reminded us of Fantasia as she sang tonight. This song’s arrangement is very off. Not just Stephanie’s rendition, but the original as well. We do not know why she would choose this song. Is she stuck with the Beyoncé thing? She tried too hard to have Beyoncé’s sound. Stephanie has to step it up and show up herself. She gets lost in between LaKisha and Melinda. SCORE: 7 out of 10
GLORIA CHEEVER: What an amazing dress! She looks so elegant! This song felt a little aggressive at first, but it was pretty good. The last note went a little flat, but the rest made up for it. It’s crazy how she sounds so much like Beyoncé. I don’t know that she’ll win the competition, but she definitely has a good chance. SCORE: 8 out of 10
BRANDON GARCIA: Poor Stephanie. Her parents made her get up to go to her American Idol audition when she didn’t want to. Boo hoo. Thanks to them, we get this intermission rendition of a minor Beyoncé hit, copied note for note in the same schizophrenic style of the original. Like I predicted, Stephanie is turning out to be the third Dreamgirl. Anyone remember her name? Nope. All that can save her now are more outfits like that sleek silk dress she wore tonight. SCORE: 6 out of 10
CHRIS BENITEZ: This is the girl that we tend to forget out of the Top 4. The song was kind of scattered so it was hard to really judge her vocals. Nevertheless, she’s one of the best here on the show. Last week she was on, this week she was on, it has not improved, nor has she backtracked. She is kind of safe right now. SCORE: 7 out of 10
MARITZA HAMILL: C’mon guys — she sounds like Beyoncé, right?? But waaay better … she’s my second favorite. If I could sing, this is the one I would want to sound like. Attire was cute. (Oh snap! Everyone just agreed on American Idol that she sounds like Beyoncé, watch out!) SCORE: 8.5 out of 10
“Feeling Good” (Nina Simone) Watch the original
J. CANTU & AMANDA FLORES: Was Leslie drunk? Or maybe she needed to be. Leslie does not have any soul. Do not try to fake it Leslie, people know. Leslie is on her way OUT. She is our sure thing to be let go this week. Sorry Leslie, but there was no one worse than you. Well, maybe some guys. Bye. SCORE: 4 out of 10
GLORIA CHEEVER: Her outfit was terrible! She needs to stop with the dancing. I didn’t care for the beginning or the arrangement of the song. It was better than last week, though. I thought the scatting was really awkward for her. I said this last week and I’ll say it again: She needs to sing a song by artists that have more of an edge. SCORE: 6 out of 10
BRANDON GARCIA: I admit I’ve been biased toward Leslie ever since I heard her stirring pre-Idol recording of the moody jazz classic “You Don’t Know What Love Is.” She’s a quirky wildflower in a field of boring beauty pageant queens, and that’s extremely refreshing. The beginning of the performance was absolutely riveting — I literally got a few chills. The second half … not so much. She loses it when she goes for the big notes. Still, this is the sort of material she needs to stick with. And it takes some cojones to scat on American Idol — I admire that. SCORE: 6 out of 10
CHRIS BENITEZ: I kind of wish she would have a great showing. Have I mentioned that Paula is straight up nuts? I like the sound of Hunt’s voice and her look, but, man, it was lame. I hope she can improve, I think she has one more week to up the level or else Leslie is going home — that is unless she goes home tomorrow. SCORE: 4 out of 10
MARITZA HAMILL: Not this song again … well, at least it’s the right tone. But still off-key. Hmmmm. Bub-ub-tub-ub-da-da, ohhhhh, I’m feeling … no, dragonfly. This is a tough song and not meant for a girly voice. Needs to be sung with some “SOUL BABY!” … Jewnohavsoul … SCORE: 4 out of 10
“Queen Of The Night” (Whitney Houston) Watch the original
J. CANTU & AMANDA FLORES: Haley sounded like a person who was dared at a party to sing karaoke. You couldn’t find a cheesier song? CHEESY! Sorry Haley, this is our second choice on who we think is going home. Whitney Houston is a great singer, and Haley did not have any business choosing a Whitney Houston song without coming to the ballpark to play. Haley, you do not have to go home, but … SCORE: 4 out of 10
GLORIA CHEEVER: Much better than last week. She selected a riskier song, but I don’t think it was wonderful. I think if she stays in the competition she needs to step it up. I don’t think she’ll win, though. SCORE: 6 out of 10
BRANDON GARCIA: Haley humiliates her boyfriend in the audience, “the man she can’t wait to marry,” by trying to out-Sabrina Sabrina. Even going as far as the Milli Vanilli hair, Haley shoots for sassy with Whitney Houston’s hilariously-titled “Queen of the Night.” Simon called it “manic, verging on insane,” and that pretty much says it all. Haley can’t quite manage the six-note range of this song, and like Alaina, crashes and burns even with the immeasurable help of a great band and background vocalists. As a last-ditch effort, Haley busts out the waterworks. So much for the Queen of the Night. SCORE: 4 out of 10
CHRIS BENITEZ: Well, she was a little better than last week, but I think the upbeat song and her backup vocalists had more to do with it than her. I don’t see her on billboards or album charts or award shows, and that is not a good sign for her. I think she might be going home soon. SCORE: 3.5 out of 10
MARITZA HAMILL: Disney’s Belle got a bit funky. You know you’re singing the wrong song if the backup singers sound better than you do. This song was a mess. The hair was horrible, too. But she is super cute, so it may help Disney stay for a while. SCORE: 5 out of 10
“All The Man I Need” (Whitney Houston) Watch the original
J. CANTU & AMANDA FLORES: We did not know who Sabrina Sloan was until tonight. This put her on the map. Great presentation from Sabrina. She will be back next week and we can’t wait to see how good she is going to become. She is very good-looking and has the total package. The total package will put her on top. SCORE: 8 out of 10
GLORIA CHEEVER: She stepped it up this week! Much, much better! I think she looks great tonight, too. The song suited her, even though it was slightly pushed. You could see the tension in her neck. Easier said than done, but she needs to relax. SCORE: 8 out of 10
BRANDON GARCIA: Well, so much for the Sabrina with style and sex appeal. It’s like she and Haley busted a Freaky Friday move on us — Haley tries to be the streetwalker, and Sabrina plays the vacuous untalented beauty queen. It works a little better for Sabrina because she’s fairly talented, but still, it’s yet another horrible, bland love song shouted with zero emotion. Sabrina looked like a dying condor in her closeup. She’s back to Step One with this travesty. SCORE: 3 out of 10
CHRIS BENITEZ: Although I liked her last week a little more, Sabrina is still part of the Top 4 in my opinion. I believe Melinda Doolittle really raised the level today, thus making everyone who comes after her fall a little flat. Like Simon said, she will be here next week. SCORE: 7 out of 10
MARITZA HAMILL: Reminds me of a big-time singer, hmmm, let’s say Mariah Carey. I don’t care if Simon doesn’t love her, she is good and will be in the finals GUARANTEED! SCORE: 8 out of 10
J. CANTU & AMANDA FLORES: Tonight, the ladies did not come out swinging like last week. The boys might have the slight edge this week. There are two groups of ladies, the good ones and everyone else that will be going home in the next weeks. The good ones being the obvious four. We were sort of let down this week by the ladies. The clear-cut ones are beginning to take shape.
BRANDON GARCIA: With the exception of Melinda (and Leslie in my opinion, though few will probably agree), every single one of the girls butchered their songs on some level, or at the very least, took a few huge steps backward. I’m actually looking forward to the theme weeks — these girls need some serious guidance with their song choices.
J. CANTU & AMANDA FLORES: Tonight’s best was Lakisha and Doolittle. They are going to be head to here for a while. These are the women to beat this season. I would buy a CD from either of them tomorrow.
GLORIA CHEEVER: Melinda Doolittle
BRANDON GARCIA: Melinda. Then Leslie. Then Gina.
CHRIS BENITEZ: Melinda Doolittle by far, and I’m going to throw a bone to Gina Glocksen. She was solid tonight.
MARITZA HAMILL: Stephanie Edwards, Melinda Doolitle
J. CANTU & AMANDA FLORES: Antonella, again.
GLORIA CHEEVER: Antonella Barba
BRANDON GARCIA: Antonella. Then Haley. Then Alaina.
CHRIS BENITEZ: Alaina, Antonella, and Haley were the worst.
MARITZA HAMILL: Leslie Hunt, Haley Scarnato
J. CANTU & AMANDA FLORES: Haley Scarnato and Leslie Hunt
GLORIA CHEEVER: Antonella and Alaina
BRANDON GARCIA: Antonella for sure — nobody feels sorry for someone who backtalks to Simon. Now I’m going to make my first shocking prediction: Stephanie Edwards. Either tomorrow or next week or the following week, she’s going to slip down the cracks between LaKisha and Sabrina.
CHRIS BENITEZ: I think Alaina Alexander and Haley Scarnato are going home.
MARITZA HAMILL: Going Homies: Leslie Hunt, Haley Scarnato
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The votes are in! The Idol Chat judges unanimously applauded Melinda Doolittle. As for who’s going home, Antonella Barba and Haley Scarnato are the most popular picks, with Leslie Hunt and Alaina Alexander as alternates. Check out Idol Chat tomorrow at 7 p.m. to get live results as four more contestants get the boot.
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February 27th, 2007, 11:00 pm by bgarcia
“Hey, have fun!” Paula Abdul insists, her lips contorting, her eyes rolling back in her head. “You guys are celebrities!” The Top 10 men left standing on American Idol took a cue from their off-the-deep-end judge and tried to loosen things up after smearing the show’s reputation with their wretched performances last week. How did they measure up? Let’s see what the Idol Chat judges have to say — because Paula certainly wasn’t making sense.
BRANDON GARCIA: Seacrest starts off the show with a moving tribute to Jennifer Hudson, whose Academy Award win Sunday “validates the quality of the talent that our judges discover.” Right. Because they were so supportive of Jennifer back when she was on the show singing her guts out in an outfit she likened to a “turkey wrap.” Speaking of turkeys, the theme tonight was “Dedicate Your Song and Pretend You’re On Oprah.” The guys gave us their Hallmark moments on their grandmothers, grandfathers, girlfriends, wives, etc., and then sang songs about breaking up and how the world is sex-crazed. My heart is warming like a potato in the microwave.
GLORIA CHEEVER: Tonight was a little more exciting, but it is still a struggle to stay positive. I wasn’t totally impressed with these performances OR song choices. However, these young men are very talented … so I hope they continue to grow on this show.
*Click on the contestants’ names below to watch their performances from last week on YouTube.
“Missing You” (John Waite) Watch the original
J. CANTU & AMANDA FLORES: Phil is a very likeable guy, but don’t know how far this is going to take him. We expected the men to come out swinging, but Phil chose a very safe song. He has decent vocals; with some help, he can expect to improve. There is something about his look. Reminds me of The Mummy. I guess it’s the baldness. We know it sounds harsh, but American Idol is so much about the look as the vocals. These first weeks, it all has to do with the look. Phil will be here next week, but for how long … not long. SCORE: 6 out of 10
BRANDON GARCIA: Phil shamelessly grabs for the military vote as he dedicates the ultimate ’80s eighth-grade heartbreak song “Missing You” to his Navy buddies. And courtesy of home video, we get to see him “rock out” wearing full sailor attire, which makes him look like he works at Baskin Robbins. Curious message you’re sending, Phil, but I guess it’s better than singing “In The Navy.” As is apparently unavoidable, Phil bumbles through the beginning but hits some blazing notes at the end. Like his voice, Phil’s looks waver from handsome to Steve-Buscemi-level hideous. Simon called him a “very, very good karaoke singer” — which means he’s not doing too shabby on this show, essentially the karaoke world championships. SCORE: 7.5 out of 10
GLORIA CHEEVER: This guy is talented! Much better song choice this time around. I agree with Simon — I think he has a lot of wonderful color in his sound. He scores big with me technique-wise. No tension, just a good nice sound. SCORE: 7 out of 10
CHRIS BENITEZ : Phil Stacey, I thought he was all right. Not bad, kind of a neutral start to the night. Simon didn’t care for it too much, can’t say he was all that wrong. The boys had a week to improve their performances after last weeks terrible start. I guess when you see it that way this wasn’t that great after all. SCORE: 5 out of 10
MARITZA HAMILL: This guy seems to be “American Idolish,” but lacks the spark that will make him shine more than the rest. His bald head is very distracting. I can’t seem to focus on the music. Vocals are good, just a boring song. SCORE: 6 out of 10
“Let’s Get It On” (Marvin Gaye) Watch the original
J. CANTU & AMANDA FLORES: Jared improved from last week. We think he should stick to the blues — it is his niche. The problem this week is Jared tackled a song he should sing only if he is in the Top 4, not the second week. It is MARVIN GAYE!!! Don’t get us wrong: We do believe Jared has good potential and is a pretty boy. That will take him on a few weeks. Stick with the blues — just choose your songs wisely, Jedi. SCORE: 6 out of 10
BRANDON GARCIA: Jared dedicates “Let’s Get It On” to his mom and dad. Hotttttt. To his credit, he didn’t add one drop of libido to his performance, so it pretty much was dead on arrival. He tries to dress the song up with whoops and ahhs, even gets down on his knees to chase the camera longingly. All we want to do is run from this shaky-voiced, possibly epileptic man who’s trying to get in our pants. Now that we know Mom’s to blame for dragging this guy into our lives, let’s mail him right back to her Thursday, shall we? Best moment of the night: Paula says the song isn’t one that needs to be “pushed.” Then her eyes cross and her face lifts itself lazily into a smile. “Huh. Huh huh. ‘Pushed.’ Huh huh huh.” She’s feeling no pain, folks. Let’s be happy for her. SCORE: 4.5 out of 10
GLORIA CHEEVER: A sexy side to Jared! However, if I had a son, I certainly would NOT want him imitating him or singing this song. I don’t think it was appropriate for
America. It was also (wow, I actually agreed with Paula) very pushed. I’m concerned for him — last week lots of tension, this week a pushed sound. Be careful, Jare. You want your voice to last … it’s the only one you’re ever going to get. SCORE: 5 out of 10
CHRIS BENITEZ: He was pitchy again, but this time he showed a little more power. Like Phil, it was only all right. Although it was better than last week, I don’t see this dude blossoming into something great anytime soon. SCORE: 5 out of 10
MARITZA HAMILL:
CARLTON!!! Since the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air stopped airing in the 1990s, I had wondered where you had gone. Heh heh heh … just can’t dance like you used to though. SCORE: 5 out of 10
“Feeling Good” (Standard)
J. CANTU & AMANDA FLORES: A.J. has a good fashion sense. Could that be a downfall? Simon said he was “strangely comfortable” — what did he mean by this? He does have to improve vocally. Good falsetto. His dancing tends to take his breath away and his singing suffers. What about those dancing moves? NO! Get some new ones. Nail the vocals, then worry about the dancing. We liked his rendition. He will remain this week, but has a lot of improvement in order to remain among the boys. SCORE: 7 out of 10.
BRANDON GARCIA: The bad girl of the Top 10 men also dedicates his song to his father and mother, who was Rae Dawn Chong in a past life. A.J.’s performance is sultry and seductive in the way that Jared’s was not. His smooth, resonant tone and good dancing are a nice fit for this show. It’s like he watched hours and hours of Toni Braxton videos and told himself in the mirror: “This is who you will be. C’mon, you can do it: Hands out. Lips pouty. Shake neck.” SCORE: 7 out of 10
GLORIA CHEEVER: I would’ve taken the tempo a little faster. The beginning was rough, but I think he redeemed himself at the end. I like that he took a risk. Not bad! SCORE: 7 out of 10
CHRIS BENITEZ: He was good! He surprised me; that’s great. I liked his personality this time around. This was fresh, and I think he found himself on stage. If the pitch problem improves, his chances get way better. SCORE: 5.5 out of 10
MARITZA HAMILL: OK, I have the original track of this song and it sounds nothing like this. But he did sing well. Too bad I wasn’t loving it. He has a pretty voice for a girl, and for a girl I give him … SCORE: 7 out of 10
“Steppin’ Out With My Baby” (Standard)
J. CANTU & AMANDA FLORES: Sanjaya … you are gone! This was terrible. How do you whisper a song and say it was great? NOW you put a hat on? The Michael Jackson lookalike is enough to be voted off. Who is choosing your songs? Your grandpa? When did he come out with this song, yesterday? We wonder if there are any people around when these people are practicing. Think about it. Can’t anyone with one good ear come in to his practice and tell him, “Sanjaya, choose another song, ’cause this one sucks.” This guy’s has no business being here. GO HOME. We believe he will be going home. We can’t think of anything good to say about this. Oh yeah … STOP with the smile. Maybe the teens will keep him in this week, but his time is running out. SCORE: 4 out of 10
BRANDON GARCIA: That’s where Michael Jackson’s “Smooth Criminal” hat has been all this time! Only God knows why Sanjaya chose to play up his unflattering resemblance to a King of Pop impersonator at a gay bar. Only God knows why Sanjaya decided to “celebrate … the great years … of music” and push the very limits of the word “boring.” Only God knows why he blessed Sanjaya with a great instrument and left him with the look and personality of John Mark Karr. The little-train-that-can’t is now getting creepy. Derail him, peeps, before he tries “Heal The World.” Please. SCORE: 2 out of 10
GLORIA CHEEVER: I kinda liked it … but I don’t think he’s going to be around another week. It was a risky song, very musical theater, which isn’t always accepted too well on this show. This definitely shows a different side to him, but I don’t think it’s enough to get him to the Top 12. If America is forgiving, he needs to step it up. SCORE: 5 out of 10
CHRIS BENITEZ: Oh man, this kid needs to watch himself on camera all day long so he can learn what not to do. I feel he is probably going home now. Very odd, but not a good odd. His singing was barely audible. I think this guy should try singing in the key he talks in. That is a CHRIS DANIEL tip! Hahaha!!! SCORE: 3 out of 10
MARITZA HAMILL: Oh, this guy breaks my heart. He is sooo sweet, but looks like the cute little kid Michael Jackson gave his clothing to. No love for him. There is not enough air in his breathing, making it hard to hear him. SCORE: 5 out of 10
“Trouble” (Ray LaMontagne) Watch the original
J. CANTU & AMANDA FLORES: Jump on the bandwagon now, boys and girls. This guy has been our boy since the beginning and is now proving who he is. Love the feeling he puts out when he sings. Sings with passion. Brought a tear to Amanda’s eye with his song. Now, doesn’t his voice sound like Roy Orbison? Take a listen next time. Just like
Roy, we will be hearing a lot more from Chris. We saw the softer side of Chris, and Amanda Flores loved it. SCORE: 8 out of 10
BRANDON GARCIA: Chris Sligh sings “Trouble,” a tune that was tedious when Taylor sang it last year and hasn’t improved. Chris is more soulful than Taylor ever managed to be, and his voice is better restrained, richer and more melodic — but the guy is no fun to watch. His doofy walking reminds of Kirby on NES, and well … Chris, how about a paper bag? Paper bags are in this season. Have one on me. Look, even your wife agrees. She’s nodding, Chris. Put it on. SCORE: 6.5 out of 10
GLORIA CHEEVER: He has a beautiful instrument, but I didn’t care for the song choice. Of course, I’m not Sarah (his wife) … SCORE: 6 out of 10
CHRIS BENITEZ: I think Chris Sligh has a pretty great-sounding voice! In the year of Clay Aiken and Ruben Studdard, I think Chris would have been the underdog and overmatched. But, This year is different, and I think vocally he is one of the best. I believe his voice and presence will improve each week. Very solid today. SCORE: 6.5 out of 10
MARITZA HAMILL: Wicked hair. Man this guy’s voice does not match his face. I think of Blues Traveler. Or Chucky on Rugrats. HIs voice on the other hand is awesome, radio material. He’s got my vote. SCORE: 8 out of 10
“Fever” (Standard) Listen to the most well-known version
J. CANTU & AMANDA FLORES: Don’t vote for Pedro! We don’t know what saint he prayed to, but he was saved last week … not this week. Pedro … you are on your way home. His is this year’s crooner, but crooners never do well on American Idol. Sorry. We don’t know why he uses that raspy whisper to sing — probably to hide the fact he can’t sing. Nothing more to say … except bye. SCORE: 4 out of 10
BRANDON GARCIA: Nick gives us an uneven, wandering performance of this overdone jazz standard. Pedro stills looks uncomfortably constipated, but his voice simmers. Then he crashes and burns. And then it’s back to simmering. Very uneven, like I said, but all in all it leans toward “good” rather than “bad.” My fellow panelist Chris compared Nick to the guy from work who sings — I kind of think that’s part of his charm, which he almost ruined with that “Vote for Pedro” nonsense. Still a Top 12 contender, as far as I’m concerned. SCORE: 5 out of 10
GLORIA CHEEVER: Loved it! A nice, sultry sound…I think his voice is pretty original, but I agree with Simon in that he is in need of more fitting attire. He needs to be a little riskier with his style. I hope to see him in the Top 12. SCORE: 8 out of 10
CHRIS BENITEZ: He has a unique tone of voice. Raspy, smooth but NOT powerful. I really never know what to say with Nick. Just very plain, hey if you like plain, he is your guy. But I don’t think plain will win this year, so he better work something out quick SCORE: 4.5 out of 10
MARITZA HAMILL: I think I am the only person who doesn’t care for this guy. I think he’s lame, and flat out just don’t like him. He bores me. And he’s not worth me spending 15 cents on a text. SCORE: 5 out of 10
“Virtual Insanity” (Jamiroquai) Watch the original
BRANDON GARCIA: Folks, you heard it first on Idol Chat: Blake Lewis will bring back the beat-boxing and the Urban Outfitters rags today, I said, and here you have it. He’s even wearing a cap from the Super Mario Collection that looks like a map written on a mushroom. In my Top 12 Predictions, I suggested he sing “Missing You,” which Phil Stacey just so happened to pick. Should’ve listenened to me, Blakey. “Virtual Insanity” seemed like a good song for our style maven to pick — in theory. He disproved that idea almost immediately when he decided to pair his weak, out-of-breath vocals with rave moves and sound effects. His quicksilver voice should have been capable of doing this song justice, but by the falsetto at the end, Blake sounded like a scrawny little kitten pawing at my door. Someone bring me a BB gun. SCORE: 5.5 out of 10
GLORIA CHEEVER: This reminded me of a Justin Timberlake performance. Not bad. I think the scatting was pretty original. He also has a nice falsetto and a great sense of style. He is definitely unique. I don’t think he sounded at all like Jamiroquai, which is good, because I didn’t like the song choice very much. He’s still one of my favorites, though. SCORE: 7 out of 10
CHRIS BENITEZ: This guy is a natural. I think Simon made a little booboo here — not that Blake Lewis is perfect, he just looks way more comfortable and confident on stage than everyone else. As long as he keeps pushing his limits I see him going very, very
far. SCORE: 7.5 out of 10
MARITZA HAMILL: I like this song. But he didn’t make it WOW until the artificial voice box stuff. He sounded like he was running out of breath. SCORE: 7.5 out of 10
“Time After Time” (Cyndi Lauper) Watch the original
J. CANTU & AMANDA FLORES: Maybe the Valley ties will save Brandon … NOT! Brandon, pack your bags. How do you have so much experience in the singing industry and you choose Cyndi Lauper. HOW? This was terrible. Pack your pink shirt! Brandon keeps on talking about Next Week, Next Week … there will no more Next Week for Brandon. Stop with the song had heart … it had nothing. It was a cross between Cyndi Lauper and Froggie from the Little Rascals. Not even some X-rated pictures will save Brandon. See ya! SCORE: 3 out of 1
BRANDON GARCIA: Listen to Cyndi Lauper sing this and you’ll see what Brandon’s version is missing. Brandon’s grin is ear to ear throughout the whole performance — no feeling at all. A Care Bear could have sung just as passionately as Brandon did. Like Melinda Doolittle, Maxwell-Lite is a former background singer. Unlike Melinda, Brandon is wallpaper. Adding yet another Idolism to our vocabulary, Simon said he lacked the “wow impact,” but as far as I can tell he lacked a pulse. SCORE: 4.5 out of 5
GLORIA CHEEVER: It was nice. He is very talented, but I didn’t care for the song. It was good, but I didn’t love it. SCORE: 5 out of 10
CHRIS BENITEZ: This was not good. Not good at all. The outfit was pretty terrible as well.Very pitchy, and very weak. At this point, I wouldn’t want
Brandon singing backups for anyone. SCORE: 4 out of 10
MARITZA HAMILL: BLAH! The attire was rancid; the song was vile, oh dear no. You made me love you last week and now I hate you! That’s it, it’s over! GO HOME! SCORE: 2 out of 10
“Geek In The Pink” (Jason Mraz) Watch the original
J. CANTU & AMANDA FLORES: We had mixed emotions with Chris. We loved the way he chose a youthful song with “Geek in the Pink” from Jason Mraz. And his vocals keep getting better and better. We do think he is going to go places. Here is the mix up: He acts too much like Justin Timberlake. He has the clothes, moves etc. from Justin. Too much. Is it a good thing? Maybe we will be wrong if he changes now, but it is a turn-off for us. The judges seem to like him. He will be around for a while.
BRANDON GARCIA: This song is actually called “Geek in the Pink,” and Chris is actually dedicating it to Big Mama, his overbearing, party-animal grandmother back in Virginia. Chris navigates the tricky melody better than Blake did in a similar song —in fact, maybe Chris should have sung “Virtual Insanity.” But just like his taste in music, Chris makes my skin crawl. Too cocky. Too Timberlake. And thanks to him, Big Mama’s going to show up in my nightmares, just like Large Marge did when I was a kid. And still, he’s probably one of the more talented singers in this bunch. Sad times, people, sad times. SCORE: 7 out of 10
GLORIA CHEEVER: Fun! I liked him last week and I love him this week. I think this song really showed his personality. He was definitely one of my favorites tonight! SCORE: 9 out of 10
CHRIS BENITEZ: I don’t know, I wasn’t impressed with this performance. The judges really liked it and that surprised me. It did nothing for his voice, with the exception of maybe a note or two. I have watched it twice already and don’t see anything that says “American Idol.” SCORE: 5.5 out of 10
MARITZA HAMILL: Speak to your grandmother with that song? Wow, you decided to dedicate a naughty song to your g-ma. Nice … hate to see what you would dedicate to your mother. I will say I liked the song, and him. But he does NOT resemble Justin Timberlake. This guy is actually attractive. SCORE: 7 out of 10
“Mustang Sally” (Wilson Pickett)
J. CANTU & AMANDA FLORES: We believe Sundance should stick to these FUN songs. He does very well with them. Fun songs do not show his vocals too much … but will get him the votes. It IS a resurgence from the first week. A LOT better than last week. Sundance will not go home this week. Depending on the songs he chooses, he might be a surprise at the end. Best of the night for us. SCORE: 8 out of 10
BRANDON GARCIA: Asked what the public’s response to his performance last week was like, Sundance says “They said not to be so crappy.” Gotta love this show’s high standards. His “Mustang Sally” is passable, which is a lot more than can be said about last week’s ungodly performance. For some reasons, the judges and producers REALLY, REALLY want to keep this guy — Simon lied through his teeth complimenting Sundance when he would have torn apart anybody else for putting forth such an average, wedding-dad effort. That screaming at the end was unforgivable. The minute teardrops welled in Sundance’s beady blue eyes while talking about his infant son/lizard, I knew I was through with him forever. The warthog weeps, America falls for it and I’m calling it a night. SCORE: 3 out of 10
GLORIA CHEEVER: This was a big surprise for me! I missed his initial audition, so I didn’t get to hear how talented he really is. He brought down the house! I almost feel bad (almost) about wanting him to go home last week. I’m glad America kept him around so we could enjoy this. SCORE: 9 out of 10
CHRIS BENITEZ: Wow, he entertained today!!! Very awesome indeed. I loved the rock scream — that’s what I’ve been waiting to hear. Easily the best performance of the night, and the first performance I actually enjoyed from the boys. SCORE: 8.5 out of 10
MARITZA HAMILL: This is more the type of music that suits this guy. Not bad, Sundance. I thought you might be going home, but alas I stand corrected. SCORE: 7 out of 10
J. CANTU & AMANDA FLORES: Sundance Head and Chris Sligh
BRANDON GARCIA: Phil Stacey. Chris Sligh would be next, and then Chris Richardson would be a distant third.
GLORIA CHEEVER: Sundance Head!
CHRIS BENITEZ: Well the best were … Sundance Head and Blake Lewis. A side mention to Chris Sligh as well
MARITZA HAMILL: Chris Sligh
J. CANTU & AMANDA FLORES: Nick Pedro and Brandon Rogers
BRANDON GARCIA: Sanjaya Malakar, by leaps and bounds. His earrings come in Second Place. Sundance, you’re right behind them.
GLORIA CHEEVER: Sanjaya Malakar
CHRIS BENITEZ: Sanjaya Malakar, Jared Cotter and Brandon Rogers all had poor performances this week.
MARITZA HAMILL: Brandon Rogers 
BRANDON GARCIA: Jared Cotter, for being forgettable and unsexy, and Sanjaya Malakar, for … well, everything.
GLORIA CHEEVER: Some combinatin of Sanjaya,
Brandon or Jared
CHRIS BENITEZ: Sanjaya Malakar and Jared Cotter
MARITZA HAMILL: Nick Pedro and Brandon Rogers
J. CANTU & AMANDA FLORES: The boys were given a task last week when the women took them to town. We don’t believe the men responded. They will again be taken to school tomorrow night. We can’t imagine why the men do not come out to win — they come out just to stay in the competition. There are two men who we believe BELONG. That’s it. Maybe there are late bloomers — NOT. Common men, you are letting us down.
BRANDON GARCIA: Frontrunners bombed, subpar contestants got slightly better, and another night of Idol men draws to a close. I dedicate this review to all their wives, grandmothers, Big Mamas, etc. — eat up your 15 minutes, loved ones, ’cause your dudes’ numbers are up.
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Sundance Head made a glorious comeback in the eyes of most of the Idol Chat judges. After tallying the votes, we are predicting Jared Cotter and Sanjaya Malakar (with Nick Pedro and Brandon Rogers as alternates) will head home this week. Come back tomorrow morning to see what we think of the ladies’ second week, and see how our predictions match up to the results on Thursday.
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February 27th, 2007, 10:23 am by bgarcia
Some of the bigger Idol fanatics have done some their research, and it appears Antonella Barba’s scandalous photos are a hoax. The black sheep of the Top 10 Girls was one of the most beloved by voters, and it’s a safe bet to say she’ll now make the Finals out of an outpouring of sympathy. Since it’s unlikely she’ll improve, I at least hope she starts doing worse. Not that “I Don’t Want To Miss A Thing” was anything close to good, but the trainwrecks always add some much-needed spice to this show.
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February 27th, 2007, 12:30 am by bgarcia
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She’s playing it so cool it’s not even funny. She’s got everyone fooled into thinking she is this shy little thing, but one look at her on stage and you know she’s a pro. Match that with her soulful, gravelly voice and you’ve got a Top 5 contestant, easy.
Request Line: “Little Red Corvette” (Prince), “Sledgehammer” (Peter Gabriel), “This Woman’s Work” (Maxwell/Kate Bush)
Don’t Even Think About It: “Work It Out” (Mary J. Blige)
Doesn’t she look 10 times better on the right than the left in the picture above? She told us she wasn’t going, and she was right. She’s riding the larger-than-life-soul-queen train that Jennifer Hudson is conducting, and it seems like everyone’s on board at the moment. She definitely needs to burn that black ensemble she’s wearing on the left and anything else in her closet that’s similar.
Request Line: “Piano In The Dark” (Brenda Russell), “Free Your Mind” (En Vogue), “Autumn Leaves” (Eva Cassidy)
Don’t Even Think About It: “I’m Every Woman” (Whitney Houston) Or anything from Whitney for that matter. Or Aretha. Or Mariah. Or Patti LaBelle.
I’d sacrifice a young goat if it meant I’d never have to hear Blake do his beat box stuff again. Unfortunately, I know the sound effects will be back this week — it’s his gimmick, along with “hip” outfits straight out of the Zwinky factory. The Blake we saw Tuesday, the one who nailed a tender indie folk ballad in a preppie-yet-stylish sweater vest, won’t likely show his face often enough, but still: Now we know the guy can sing if he wants to, and that he’s a natural on this stage.
Request Line: “Hallelujah” (Jeff Buckley), “Missing You” (John Waite), “Cool” (Gwen Stefani)
Don’t Even Think About It: “This Love” (Maroon 5)
Bouncy bimbo-in-the-making Jordin is the requisite Star Search prodigy of the group. The pep squad bit has me rolling my eyes, but she’s definitely a singer who belongs on American Idol. You’re a star now, Jordin — put the Little Debbies away for good!
Request Line: “Money Changes Everything” (Cyndi Lauper), “Escape” (Enrique Iglesias), “How Will I Know” (Whitney Houston)
Don’t Even Think About It: “How Do I Live” (LeAnn Rimes)
Dorkboy hero Chris makes up for his resemblance to Shrek with a killer voice, the best out of all the dudes. He seems hilarious only because everyone else has the personality of a Hallmark card, but I’ll take anything as long as I don’t have to hear any more “I want to be the next American Idol because I want to inspire people” dribble.
Request Line: “Another Day In Paradise” (Phil Collins),” “One of Us” (Joan Osborne)
Don’t Even Think About It: “Lady” (Kenny Rogers)
American Idol’s answer to Daria seems to know how to play the game, kind of like Season 2’s Kimberly Caldwell, who followed her dream all the way to the TV Guide Channel. Her voice is solid and her butchy look is refreshing, I guess, but she is not the sort of girl Carrie Underwood would sit next to in class. And since teenage girls own this show, that should give Gina something to worry about.
Request Line: “I Will Never Be The Same” (Melissa Etheridge), “What’s Up” (4 Non Blondes), “Gimme Shelter” (The Rolling Stones)
Don’t Even Think About It: Celine Dion, EVER AGAIN
Vote for the Worst, an Idol fansite that encourages viewers to push for the least talented contestant, has already crowed this guy champion of this season, and rightly so. Every time Sundance takes the stage, it feels Chernobyl — an utter meltdown leading to my slow, agonizing death. And yet according to dialidol.com, a site that measures voting based on the telephone busy signals, he received more votes than any of the guys. Sundance, welcome to the proud tradition of the Profoundly Awful Idol Contestant. Still, I hold out hope that the smoky blues brother he showed in his first audition might make a comeback one of these days. It’s fun to wish.
Request Line: “Walking In Memphis” (Marc Cohn), “Feelin’ Alright” (Joe Cocker)
Don’t Even Think About It: Anything song that would make you perspire
Mr. All-America background singer instantly proved as bland as he appeared to be. The fact that he made “Rock With You” seem even older and more tedious than it is was more surprising. He really needs a winner this week, or else it’s back to being Christina Aguilera’s window dressing. I’m hoping for the latter.
Request Line: ”Eternal Flame” (The Bangles), “Take A Bow” (Madonna)
Don’t Even Think About: Two horrible words: R. Kelly
First the good news, Sabrina: You’ve got a terrific voice, awesome hair and a great bod. Now, the bad: Your face has got to go. There’s not much you do about it in the mean time, so just keep the sex factor high and pick more recognizable songs. You’re not going to win, but play it cool, play it smart, and you might go far.
Request Line: “Escapade” (Janet Jackson), “Love At First Sight” (Kylie Minogue), “Fantasy” (Mariah Carey), “You’re Makin’ Me High” (Toni Braxton)
Don’t Even Think About It: Any song that would require you to wear an evening gown and diamonds
I re-listened to his Tuesday night performance, and beyond that hilarious beginning, it was actually a lot better than I remember it. He appears to have a truly wretched taste in music, which will catch up with him eventually.
Request Line: “Higher Love” (Steve Winwood), “More Than A Feeling” (Boston)
Don’t Even Think About It: Anything Clay Aiken ever sang
Go here immediately: http://www.myspace.com/marktwang. Back? See? She sounds amazing. Why did she suck so bad last week? Who knows … nerves, maybe. But Leslie’s got some mad skills — she deserves a couple of more chances to prove it. Plus, I think this season wouldn’t be the same without that psychotic glint in her eye. Love ya, Les!
Request Line: “Love And Affection” (Joan Armatrading), “My Baby Just Cares For Me” (Nina Simone), “Fast Car” (Tracy Chapman), “All Is Full of Love” (Björk)
Don’t Even Think About It: Anything that ever cracked the Billboard Top 10 Singles
The guy might have wet himself he was so nervous Tuesday night, but his tone is natural and unaffected, and he’s got an endearing aw-shucks personality to back it up. Basically Elliott Yamin-lite, but that’s still better than most everything his opponents have to offer.
Request Line: “Mad World” (Gary Jules), “Fields of Gold” (Sting)
Don’t Even Think About It: No R&B, none, zip, and nothing older than 25 years
A N D T H O S E W H O W O N ‘ T
She’s the Dreamgirl who wasn’t Beyoncé or Jennifer Hudson.
How She Gets Eliminated: She keeps playing the jazz/Broadway card until people under 60 stop voting for her.
Song That Could Save Her: “You Gotta Be” (Des’ree)
Good-by-comparison first performance was a ruse. His hip-hop affectations and squealy voice grow irritating beyond comprehension.
How He Gets Eliminated: His version of “I Swear” is so revolting he cries after Simon rips him to shreds.
Song That Could Save Him: “She Will Be Loved” (Maroon 5)
More and more it’s like Rachel from Friends with Phoebe’s singing voice.
Butcher For My Pleasure: “Alone” (Heart)
Already the laughingstock of the group for her pitiful sining, she’ll probably get disqualified for her latest exploits in erotic photography.
Butcher For My Pleasure: “At Seventeen” (Janis Ian)
Remember him? Me either.
Butcher For My Pleasure: “I Will Always Love You” (Whitney Houston)
Never really there in the first place — just sort of a figment of our imagination.
Butcher For My Pleasure: “Sexual Healing” (Marvin Gaye)
Haley Scarnato: It’s back to the San Antonio International Family Choir with you, Haley!
Butcher For My Pleasure: “Sk8er Boi” (Avril Lavigne)
Wouldn’t be bad if this were 1992 and if American Idol were called The New Mickey Mouse Club.
Butcher For My Pleasure: “Jenny From The Block” (Jennifer Lopez)
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Will my predictions hold true? Check out Idol Chat on Wednesday morning to see how the guys did in Round Two.
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February 25th, 2007, 12:07 am by bgarcia
So a few embarrassing photos of Antonella Barba using the restroom leaked on the Internet. No biggie. Wait, what? New photos? And she’s doing what in them? Are you serious?
Antonella has landed in some serious hot water after one Web site released some unconfirmed photos of her performing a sex act on a male partner. Season 2’s Frenchie got kicked off for posing in some topless photos. This appears to be much more scandalous, especially considering dialidol.com is reporting that Antonella was among the top vote-getters last week.
Do you think she’ll be disqualified? Who would replace her if she were? Discuss your opinions by leaving comments!
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February 22nd, 2007, 2:37 pm by bgarcia
~~~A DREAM … FOR SOME GIRLS~~~
The Top 12 ladies vying to become the next American Idol breathed a collective sigh of relief last night as the Top 12 guys gave us a bottom-of-the-barrel milestone. Did the fairer sex fare better than their counterparts?
~~~BEFORE THE SHOW ~~~
 GLORIA CHEEVER: Well, tonight was much more exciting than last. I still think that my college friends and students who have auditioned (that didn’t make it through) could blow some of these people out of the water.
 MARITZA HAMILL: Being that I was in choir in fifth grade, I have some experience in this field. Heh heh heh. OK, so I can’t hold a note to save your life, but I can definitely scout talent. My judging looks deeper into the souls of our lovely contestants. Tonight’s performances were ones to remember. I can certainly say that there’s a HUGE gap between the OK singers and the stars.
~~~THE TOP 12 GIRLS~~~
*Stephanie Edwards - “How Come You Don’t Call Me Anymore” (Alicia Keys)
  J. CANTU & AMANDA FLORES: Finally, this is starting to look like American Idol. Stephanie set the bar pretty high. We loved her attitude as she sang. She completly owned this song as soon as she started. The women are off to a great start. What a difference from the boys yesterday. If this is what is to come tonight, I can’t wait. SCORE: 7 out of 10
 BRANDON GARCIA: Anyone remember LaToya London from Season 4? Well, she’s back with a different name, a better wardrobe and slightly more personality. Stephanie opened the show with soul-diva style during a lively, in-tune performance that would have been remembered if there weren’t at least five or six other girls who took the same approach. Going first did not help Stephanie’s chances. Too bad: Alicia Keys bores me; Stephanie didn’t. Loved when she fell to her knees. SCORE: 7.5 out of 10
GLORIA CHEEVER: Stephanie has a nice sound — but this song didn’t really do it for me. Her performance did get better as she sang. It was definitely an improvement from last night. SCORE: 7 out of 10
 CHRIS BENITEZ : She started the night off strong. Better than any guy from the day before. She was a little pitchy but it didn’t matter because she was ACTUALLY singing and performing with a PASSION. Good solid stuff here. A great way to start the night off; the bar was raised, finally. SCORE: 7 out of 10
MARITZA HAMILL: Killer dress. This girl is good. She has the total package … pleasant-looking, trendy attire and a good voice. She has a touch of Beyonce’s style in singing. She will be one of the finalists. SCORE: 8.5 out of 10
*Amy Krebs - “I Can’t Make You Love Me” (Bonnie Raitt)
J. CANTU & AMANDA FLORES: Sorry you had to be the next contestant after Stephanie. The air has been led out of the Idol balloon. Amy did not have any personality. Her presentation reminded us of one of those cheesy CD collection commercials where the man and woman are sitting on a sofa as they sip some wine and the big voice is talking about calling a 1-800 number. This was a very poor song choice, but we don’t think it would have mattered. SCORE: 4 out of 10
BRANDON GARCIA: Amy “Personality of A Candle” Krebs reminds us she can’t make us love her, even when she washes her hair. She’s cute despite the frightening Joker mouth, but she’s a cardboard cutout, completely lost among the soul divas. Amy wobbles off pitch and brings not a hint of sadness to this aching ballad. Then again, neither did anyone else who has ever sung this one the show. Nice meeting you, Amy. SCORE: 4 out of 10
GLORIA CHEEVER: I would’ve picked a song in a slightly higher key — and one that would show off her voice. This performance was boring and unexciting. I would send her packing. SCORE: 3 out of 10
CHRIS BENITEZ : Pitchy of course, and weak, and her fashion sense was kind of dated. All in all she is very forgettable. You see I can’t even think of what to say! I think she might be packing her bags. While I do think there were worse singers tonight, I just don’t see her sticking around. She is the Rudy Cardenas of tonight — not terrible but just not special at anything.SCORE : 3.5 out of 10
MARITZA HAMILL: Started of kind of rough. Reminds me of late-night, there’s-nothing-to-do karaoke. The friend that just broke up with her boyfriend and wants to sing about it. Nope, I’m not feeling it. Flat line_________ SCORE: 6.5 out of 10
*Leslie Hunt - “(You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman” (Aretha Franklin)
J. CANTU & AMANDA FLORES: What was with those boots? Every season we see a female with an unusual low voice who does not make it very far. Hello Leslie, we think this is you. She seemed she was caught in the proverbial deer in the headlights. We understand Aretha would party with Patty LaBelle and Diana Ross, but don’t think Leslie Hunt was on that list. Leslie embarrassed herself with her rendition. Leslie should not walk a Great Dane. SCORE: 5 out of 10
BRANDON GARCIA: The lunatic nympho from Wedding Crashers on American Idol? Rad! I’d been waiting all week to see Leslie after checking out the MySpace page of her old band, Mark Twang. Singing with them in her husky voice, she had a totally unique indie-rock/bluesy vibe. Tonight’s performance was pretty rough around the edges, but I like how she’s loose and low-key. Leslie’s performance wasn’t as sensuous as the song requires, but c’mon voters: Keep her around, if for no other reason than to see her crackpot dance moves one more time. SCORE: 5.5 out of 10
GLORIA CHEEVER: Her dancing was a little awkward — almost distracting. Kelly Clarkson sang this in Season 1, and she nailed it! I don’t think she did it justice. This performance was disappointing, especially because I like the song so much. I would’ve selected maybe a Melissa Etheridge or Bonnie Tyler song. Her voice has that rough character to it. SCORE: 5 out of 10
CHRIS BENITEZ : Wow, singing in key seems to be the ultimate goal as of late, that was not accomplished here. There is some nice tone to those out of tune notes but, well, what’s the use of that? Her look was slightly better than Amy but still nothing great. Just bland, I think she might join Amy in going home. You see, I think improvements can be made. I just don’t see people voting for her. SCORE : 4 out of 10
MARITZA HAMILL: Melissa Etheridge’s little sister. Her voice is similar, and very deeeeeeeep! She cut the song short in sections, almost like she ran out of breath at times. Although she did a good job, it needed more umph! SCORE: 6.5 out of 10
*Sabrina Sloan – “I Never Loved a Man (The Way I Love You)” (Aretha Franklin)
J. CANTU & AMANDA FLORES: The professional singing experiance really came through. She did not play it safe with the balIad. We think this is very good and will go far. She should stick to this kind of genre. It really did very well for her. The bar has now been elevated even further. The guys should be trembling. I voted for her till my carpel tunnel acted up. SCORE 8 out of 10
BRANDON GARCIA: The theme was Disneyland Does Disco for the guys last night — tonight, I felt like I was back at Cinemark Hollywood on Nolana, praying for death as Dreamgirls reached the four-hour mark. Though Sabrina is a half-step away from looking like a drag queen, she gave a dangerous, mature and well-sung performance. Sabrina is definitely not going to be in Maxim anytime soon, but she’ll make the finals if she keeps it up. SCORE: 8 out of 10
GLORIA CHEEVER: I think this song was a great choice for her. She looks great and really does have a unique sound. I look forward to seeing more of her. SCORE: 7 out of 10
CHRIS BENITEZ : A commanding voice similar to Christina Aguilera’s, just a little thinner-sounding. When I say thinner I mean the sound produced, not her body. I see this girl getting better and really shaking things up. She’s in the top 3 in my opinion. SCORE : 7.5 out of 10
MARITZA HAMILL: This will be one of the finalists. Cute attire, good voice, playful performance, she’s got it all. I like her a lot! She is exactly what American Idol material looks and sounds like. SCORE: 9 out of 10
*Antonella Barba - “I Don’t Wanna Miss A Thing” (Aerosmith)
J. CANTU & AMANDA FLORES: This was one of Amanda’s favorites, but will never be in the run. Antonella, Aerosmith? Really? She should have tried out with the guys yesterday. She might had have a chance. This song was tooo much for her. Someone throw Antonella a life jacket because she drowned in her song choice. She was the most Googled Idol last week, and that will definitley be her 1:30 minutes of fame. Call your best friend and tell her you are coming home Friday morning. See ya. SCORE: 3 out of 10.
BRANDON GARCIA: Jersey girl with the porn star name gets crushed by Aerosmith’s worst song. Can’t we just forget Armageddon and everything about it ever existed? Her voice was trembly, her vocal runs were all over the place … but look on the bright side, Antonella. At least there aren’t photos on the Internet of you urinating. Oh … wait. SCORE: 2 out of 10
GLORIA CHEEVER: What a pretty girl. I love her sense of style — classy and chic. She has a nice voice, but not much about it is special. I agreed with Randy — it was bland. SCORE: 5 out of 10
CHRIS BENITEZ : The girl with the best look had the worst voice tonight. Well, it was close, between her and Alaina Alexander. Bad choice of song! I mean it’s a great song but think about it, Steven Tyler sings that song on the same key that she attempted — he sings it amazing, and he’s a dude. This lets you see the fact that for a girl, she does not have much power or range. Now this girl will not be kicked off yet, she will be able to go back to the drawing board and figure out what she has to do. Unless America actually goes on singing 100 percent when voting. SCORE : 3 out of 10
MARITZA HAMILL: She sucks. SCORE: 2 out of 10 (But I’d pick her for the RGV Calendar! Heh heh)
*Jordin Sparks - “Give Me One Reason” (Tracy Chapman)
J. CANTU & AMANDA FLORES: What a difference a day makes for 17 year olds. I guess it is true that women mature a lot faster than men. Jordin has natural talent. All-natural. All the confidence in the world and the voice to go with it. This is going to be the girl who will surpise at the end. Love Jordin! SCORE: 8 out of 10
BRANDON GARCIA: Gutsy song choice, Jordin. Too bad you weren’t comfortable with the low notes and you didn’t really get into it until the end. Your giggling makes me physically ill, but you’ve got a strong voice and you’ll probably do better next week. And you’ll never make the cover of Tigerbeat if you keep flirting with Simon. SCORE: 6 out of 10
GLORIA CHEEVER: I probably would have advised this young lady against singing something so low in her chest register, but she stepped it up at the end. She’s young, fresh and very talented. She will do very well in this competition, especially because I think she will win America over with her charm. SCORE: 8 out of 10
CHRIS BENITEZ : When she started I thought, “another bad song choice”. To my surprise she gave a pretty exciting performance. The low notes in the beginning owned her though. I think what came out here was a natural talent for the stage, a likable talent. She is young, but she didn’t come off as stupid like some young ones can. At this point I realized that Ryan Seacrest is taller than about 2 percent of the contestants. SCORE : 5.5 out of 10
MARITZA HAMILL: Fun gal, but need practice for that great voice. A super natural, and with a few years of proper coaching could be the next big thing. Just needs coaching! I see a great future for this gal. SCORE: 7 out of 10
*Nicole Tranquillo - “Stay” (Rufus & Chaka Khan)
J. CANTU & AMANDA FLORES: Nicole told us she is a voice major. Whatever school you might be attending, please ask for a refund. That was like a joke that just went over our head. Sort of like watching Stewie say a joke on Family Guy. Too many cat sounds. Could have been the song Britney was listening to while she cut her hair. Sorry but noooooooo. Going home, Nicole! SCORE: 3 out of 10
BRANDON GARCIA: Here’s this year’s Stevie Scott, the singer who talks endlessly about her vocal training and then embarrasses every teacher she’s ever had. Nicole looks like she’s giving birth during her performance and her reckless singing is agony, pure and simple. SCORE: 4 out of 10
GLORIA CHEEVER: This was a terrible song choice from the beginning. She sounded like she was imitating the artist. It was awkward and unimpressive. A little too intense and aggressive for me. SCORE: 5 out of 10
CHRIS BENITEZ: This girl seemed odd from the moment she walked on the stage. Her vocals were rough, and she sounded nervous. I think she mentioned being a vocal major? Well, I think this girl will improve and will make it to next week. A plus for her was keeping her mouth shut with the judges. That is something that I think a lot of people like to see. Everyone likes to rag on Simon, but in the end he is the most accurate judge. It did her good to be polite and not speak. SCORE : 4.5 out of 10
MARITZA HAMILL: Ohhhh, someone took out her anger on the mic. Lady, step away from the mic, and put your hand up … over your mouth. There’s a good voice in there I’m sure, but this song is the type of song that makes you turn the radio station off! SCORE: 4 out of 10
*Haley Scarnato - “It’s All Coming Back To Me Now” (Celine Dion)
J. CANTU & AMANDA FLORES: The night was going pretty good until these last two. Her voice is OK, but she would be perfect for the role of The Little Mermaid. If Idol does not work, and I am sure it will not, she can try our for a Disney stand-in. She was not Idol caliber. WE beliveve it came down to song choice again. Find yourself Haley, or you will find yourself out the door. SCORE: 5 out of 10
BRANDON GARCIA: The only contestant from Texas seemed like a sexy, laidback chick you might want to have a beer with. Then she got on stage and sang this Celine Dion/Meat Loaf number like it was her quinceañera. Perhaps knowing this, she played up both her cleavage and the diva-reaching-for-the-heavens motions, but neither could hide her wobbly, lifeless vocals. Every note made me want to slap her face. I don’t have a clue what the judges see in her. SCORE: 3 out of 10
GLORIA CHEEVER: I don’t think she can pull off a song that requires that much control and a solid “belt.” A pretty voice — but definitely needs work on releasing the jaw tension. That was the culprit of Simon’s ever brutally honest comment (“You sounded old.”) The jaw was “shaky,” and created a wobbly, unnatural vibrato. I don’t think that Broadway is “her thing,” as Randy said. She sings primarily in her head register — a very light, pretty sound. SCORE: 5 out of 10
CHRIS BENITEZ: Hey, she’s from San Antonio, that’s pretty cool. The only problem was her having a bad vocal performance. I agree, she sounded straight from the hotel lobby. I think one problem here was …well put it this way, Celine Dion and Meat Loaf. Both of those singers have sung that song so great that anything less is still a hard, hard feat to accomplish. There was no power, or feeling, just vibrato that was a little over done. Also her answers were a little off and nervous to the judges. She needs to realize that everything she does from the moment she arrives to the moment she’s off camera can persuade someone to vote for her or the others.SCORE : 3.5 out of 10
MARITZA HAMILL: Disney’s Belle has now entered the building. Please walk forward and sing the over rated song … thank you, now walk away, quickly. Her voice is good, for a cutesy cartoon. But this is not a cute cartoon. Change your song. SCORE: 6 out of 10
*Melinda Doolittle - “Since You’ve Been Gone” (Aretha Franklin)
J. CANTU & AMANDA FLORES: Every Idol season has someone with a great story. Ladies and gentlemen, Melinda Dootlittle. Oh my, big things do come in small packages. Like a great windup toy that just stops when it is over. WE loved her voice. Great range. We are only seeing the tip of the iceberg with Melinda. Finally, Ryan can see across someone. This is her time. Go get ‘em, Melinda. SCORE: 8 out of 10
BRANDON GARCIA: Definitely one of the better Dreamgirls-inspired performances of the night. Melinda looked shy and maternal in her pre-performance clipped, but she ditched the makeup counter apparel for a slinky, Lauryn Hill look and matched the new look with a energetic, flawless singing. She’s a natural on stage. I started feeling like I was at a revival at one point, but then it was over, and all in all Melinda rocked. SCORE: 8 out of 10
GLORIA CHEEVER: What an incredible voice and energy! She’s one to look out for, even if she doesn’t win the competition. She has her own style and can really make a song her own. I can do with less of the “grunting,” but it gives her character. SCORE: 9 out of 10
CHRIS BENITEZ : The third girl to really bring it to American Idol tonight, and in my opinion the best of the three! This girl was having fun, hitting every note solid, and looking professional at the same time. If she had a CDE released right now, I would buy it. I hope she can maintain this level of performance. She was fun to watch! Big voice, great stage movement and a look that improves the moment she starts singing. SCORE : 9 out of 10 MARITZA HAMILL: Not your typical American Idol look, or singing. A GREAT voice, somewhat reminds me of Tina Turner’s voice (not the head shaking song though). She will be there in the end also, just watch. SCORE: 9 out of 10
 *Alaina Alexander - “Brass In Pocket (I’m Special)” (The Pretenders)
J. CANTU & AMANDA FLORES: Alaina kind of reminded us of Sheryl Crow … oh wait, Sheryl can sing! WE didnt think “Brass in Pocket” was hard to sing until we heard Alaina. WE called her Idol intermission. We could have gotten up, come back and not missed a thing. Alaina could not sing, she was pitchy and all over the place. Alaina, you are on the list … the Bottom 3 list, that is. SCORE: 3 our of 10
BRANDON GARCIA: Alaina learns the hard way we don’t always get what we want, even if we’re pretty and blond. In addition to looking exhausted throughout the wretched karaoke performance, she might as well have handed the judges a gun by picking a tune called “I’m Special.” Even Antonella’s jaw dropped in disbelief that someone else had sung as poorly as she did. I’ll take a large pepperoni when you get back home, Alaina. SCORE: 4 out of 10
GLORIA CHEEVER: She had a little difficulty singing in her chest voice. Unfortunately, there’s not much she can do other than pick another song. She did okay, but it wasn’t exciting at all. SCORE: 5 out of 10
CHRIS BENITEZ: ??? That singing belongs in the shower or car. I don’t know, I think she might actually stick around one or two more weeks due to her looks. SCORE : 3 out of 10
MARITZA HAMILL: She’s going home. She’s another karaoke queen. Really good at the bar but no match for American Idol’s REAL contestants. Horrid attire as well. But we know Ryan doesn’t mind. SCORE: 3 out of 10
*Gina Glocksen - “All By Myself” (Celine Dion)
J. CANTU & AMANDA FLORES: As soon as we heard the song start, we got excited. We know the range of this song, and if she could hit it, it would rock. She did. Simon was mistaken on this one. She did hit her note. The problem is that she interpreted Celine’s rendition, not hers. Gina, if you take on Celine, you lose. SCORE: 6 out of 10
BRANDON GARCIA: Dental assistant/angry goth chick Gina is the last person I’d want working on my teeth. Hot Topic will probably ban her for singing Celine Dion’s “All By Myself,” another horrible song that won’t die. It’s a weird match, but Gina has the muscular, pure-toned voice for it. If the tweens aren’t immediately reviled by her pugdog face and cocky attitude, she’s probably a safe bet for the finals. SCORE: 7.5 out of 10
GLORIA CHEEVER:Wow! What a rich, beautiful instrument! The high note in the middle was nice — but it did go slightly out of tune. I’m going to blame that on nerves and insufficient breath. I see her being in the top. SCORE: 8 out of 10
CHRIS BENITEZ: Hmm, well she’s going to be around for a little bit. I think a lot of people will like her if she can get some good singing going. Not that tonight was bad, it just wasn’t a shining moment. It’s her style that will get people voting for her; she is the only girl in the bunch that doesn’t have a huge voice, yet I still think she can go far. SCORE : 5.5 out of 10
MARITZA HAMILL: Strong voice, but looked scared. I kept thinking she was going to crack a note. It doesn’t come natural to her. She can sing, but it takes effort. SCORE: 6ish out of 10
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LaKisha Jones - “And I Am Telling You I’m Not Going” (Jennifer Holliday/Jennifer Hudson)
J. CANTU & AMANDA FLORES: What a woman! Everyone else, GO HOME! SCORE: 10 out 10
BRANDON GARCIA: Please … no … more … Dreamgirls. So Lakisha’s obviously awesome, but I wasn’t thrilled. She’s definitely shaping up to be the next Jennifer Hudson, but we already have one of those. As far as looks go, she’s more Jennifer Holliday than Jennifer Hudson, but she sang the Dreamgirls anthem at least as well as the latter. But is it a smart move to do the signature song of a former American Idol contestant you resemble in almost every way? Apparently it is — she’s already been crowned the one to beat. Again, she’s without doubt one of the best of all the Top 24, but I want to see LaKisha, not J. Hud 2.0. SCORE: 8 out of 10
GLORIA CHEEVER: She’s passionate about what she does and that comes through in her performance! A naturally talented singer; this girl is the one to beat! She has her own style and can make any song her own. I think she’s Simon’s favorite and definitely mine! SCORE: 10 out of 10
CHRIS BENITEZ: Vocally speaking, she is powerful, very powerful. The reason I do not see her as the best of the night was because of everything other than vocals. I think she might run into trouble giving the same kind of song every week. I’m definitely not trying to take anything away from her vocal pipes, those things can produce volume, it just may become redundant. Second-best of the night! I think being in the venue live, the power of her voice might be so big that Simon, Randy, and Paula were persuaded that she was the best of the night. I can understand that. Great stuff! SCORE : 8.5 out of 10
MARITZA HAMILL: She’s going to win American Idol … Period. SCORE 10 out of 10
~~~LEADING LADIES?~~~
J. CANTU & AMANDA FLORES: What a difference a day makes. Randy was asked how many boys he would keep. He said four. I say NONE. The girls are here to win. Sorry guys, you don’t measure up. The bar has been set way up high tonight. This is what American Idol is all about. LaKisha should be in the recording studio, tomorrow. This was GREAT!
BRANDON GARCIA: Overall, it was a better week for the girls than the dudes — but neither group really stood out in my opinion. Ironically, the bad singers tended to pick the best songs. Hopefully once they’re gone, the girls with talent will pick up the trend. And for the love of God, no more Dreamgirls.
~~~THE BEST~~~
J. CANTU & AMANDA FLORES: LaKisha Jones
BRANDON GARCIA: I’ll go with Sabrina, just for the sake of variety. I’d say Melinda and LaKisha did about as well.
GLORIA CHEEVER: LaKisha Jones
CHRIS BENITEZ: I think Melinda Doolittle, Lakisha Jones, Sabrina Sloan and Stephanie Edwards really shined tonight. Also with a side mention of Jordin Sparks.
MARITZA HAMILL: That goes without saying: Lakisha Jones, who blew everyone away. I felt my eyes water as her passion seeped through the television and whispered, “If you don’t vote for me, me and my single mom butt are going home crying … alone.” I was touched, and in awe. But in order to save face among my buddies, I pretended that I wasn’t really paying attention. This lady ROCKS!!! Can I get an amen to that … anyone … anyone??
~~THE WORST~~~
BRANDON GARCIA: Haley Scarnato. Several others nipping at her heels.
GLORIA CHEEVER: Amy Krebs
CHRIS BENITEZ: Antonella Barba and Alaina Alexander
MARITZA HAMILL: Heh heh heh, oh poor Antonella, so cute, but so off-key.
~~~WHO’S GOING HOME?~~~
J. CANTU & AMANDA FLORES: Antonella and Alaina
BRANDON GARCIA: Amy Krebs and Nicole Tranquillo
GLORIA CHEEVER: Amy Krebs and Alaina Alexander
CHRIS BENITEZ: I think Amy Krebs, and Leslie Hunt, who actually were not the worst singers, but we all know how it goes:
Semi talent + dull + forgettable = going home
Bad voice + good look + memorable = stay for a few weeks
Great Voice + Great look + Memorable + Exciting = American Idol
Terrible voice + terrible look + memorable = William Hung wannabes
MARITZA HAMILL: Antonella and Alania Alexander … they were both so out of their league.
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Which two guys and two girls are going back to obscurity? Will justice be served? Probably not, but tune in tonight to find out.
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