Haley’s Last Hurrah

April 11th, 2007, 5:59 pm · 3 Comments · posted by bgarcia

By Brandon Garcia, Idol Chat editor

It’s been a rough ride for you, Haley. You started out the season as the wholesome Disney princess, but
America just didn’t want you that way. Over the past eight weeks, the rough hands of the producers ripped off your satin gowns and stuffed you into a pair of hot pants. You became the town slut of the Top 12, always easy on the eyes, your Z-grade performances always a dependable laugh. But alas,
America grew tired of you, throwing you to the dogs like a mud-stained ra

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Marci says:

April 12, 2007 at 7:03 am

“BOTTOM 3: Phil, Chris. Haley heads home.”

Today, I feel lighter somehow. Happier. More content with life. Not even Sanjayjay can disgruntle me. Another one bites the dust. Let us enjoy this one brief shining moment.